you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
"So how old does that make you?"
It takes Harry a second. “Twenty.”
Louis arches an eyebrow. No matter how morally dubious that makes him, this boy is not twenty years old. "Bullshit."
Harry pinches his bottom lip between two long fingers. “Nineteen.” Louis stays silent. “Um, eighteen.”
"What is this, a missile launch?"
Harry giggles. “Seventeen.”
AU where Harry is 17 at a college party, and Louis is not Brian Kinney.
But I’ll Still Take You Home | 9K | NC-17 | Complete
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
Tonight let’s get some :)