realitytvgifs:

One of the greatest scenes in Reality TV history.

inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

(Source: boneshard)

bionicniall:

when you follow back someone and realize how annoying they are

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me: hey whats up....................slime man
girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
me: no..........................slime man

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

im respectful to girls and thats probably why i dont get laid. other possibility is large scorpion tail growing out of my tailbone

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

woof-blitzer:

The new Childish Gambino song is dope

(Source: scienceandeggs)

hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: galacticslut)

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

melongorl:

vinebox:

When guys don’t want to answer a question on Facetime 

NOOOOOOOOO

© NAMB